eileengarfield

[eileengarfield]

[itsvondell]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[runtime-err0r]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[phucklactery]

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[whathappenedtomychair]

fool me once, strike one. but fool me twice, strike three.

[eileengarfield]

[discoursethot]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[discoursethot]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[eileengarfield]

I’m…I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

[marauders4evr]

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[eileengarfield]

[vyctornikiforov]

Noragami + manga chapters.

[eileengarfield]

[frankiestyne]

me, every time i see a new fic

Originally posted by novelty-gift-ideas

[eileengarfield]

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[diekingdomcome]

This is Beautiful

[whateveriblogis]

Wowwwwwww

[lemasierra]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[me-eato]

RICH PEOPLE DO THIS CHALLENGE

[eileengarfield]

[crystal-meepmorps]

I was wondering if the way Steven and the Diamonds temporarely cured Centi reflected something about the individual Diamond, like maybe:

Yellow is Body. She cured Centi’s physical form, but her behavior was still animal-like.

Blue is Mind. She reverted Centi’s mind back to that of a person, to the moment before the corruption ocurred, but she seemed still “trapped” in that particular moment emotionally.

Steven is Heart / Emotions. He helped stabilize Centi emotionally so that she would calm down and become aware of the present again.

And, theorically, White would be able to make the change permanent. I’m not sure what that would mean about her? Maybe White would represent Essence? Soul?

[minsona-main]

The soul does seem to line up with her Pearl being empty, like she’s without soul

[crystal-meepmorps]

You’re right, if she has power over the “soul” that may mean in a positive and negative way.

Like Yellow, she can cure the physical form of a Gem but also she can destroy it (her power is that energy ray that destibilize the physical form of a gem and poof it).

Maybe White can cure the soul and also destroyed it/take it away?

[laptop-lazuli]

AND THEN WHEN THE THREE DIAMONDS ATTACKED THEY DESTROYED THE MIND AND BODY AND SOUL BUT NOT THE HEART OF THE CORRUPTED GEMS, THATS WHY THEY ARENT GONE

[electronicferret]

The Heart of the Crystal Gems.

[molded-from-clay]

[eileengarfield]

[theshitneyspears]

who would win in a fight

[eileengarfield]

choose your fighter

[eileengarfield]

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[bigassmagnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[eileengarfield]

Normal Horoscope:

[normal-horoscopes]

Aries: Compassion is not finite, but daylight is. Give yourself time to rest.

Taurus: Get ready Taurus, you’re in for a night of romantic dual wielded 45s. 

Gemini: Whats the rush? Nothing has happened but you can feel your heartbeat in your ears, you can feel your eyes dilate. Literally nothing has changed but your body seems convinced that you are going to die any second.

Cancer: A shot glass full of bee husks and dried flower petals.

Leo: Nobody really cares that you’re not one for fighting. Preparation is its own reward.

Virgo: A little bird with no skin told me you know where you’re headed, that you have a good head on your shoulders. I didn’t trust them. No offense. 

Libra: Dont mistake power for trust. 

Scorpio: No sense in arguing over the supposed opinions of a dead man. Dig him up and ask him why dont you? Its a once in a lifetime chance.

Ophiuchus: There is elegance in simplicity, but simplicity can get real boring real fast.

Sagittarius: Its time to fuck around with that thing you’ve been thinking about fucking around with.

Capricorn: You’ve forgotten when their birthday is. This is a good thing.

Aquarius: There is nothing more suspicious than someone who says they have your best interests at heart. 

Pisces: You will see a cool picture of a plague doctor this week. Hell yeah.

[eileengarfield]

[fjamie013]

YouTube.com/fjamie013

[mojave-red]

That’s next level shit

[such-justice-wow]

Wow this is beyond human powers

[rikkunikay2]

I LOVE THIS DUDE

[elodieunderglass]

this creates a wonderful sense of creeping discomfort

[eileengarfield]

[videohall]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[sylfire]

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

[xenobium]

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

[mothmaam]

is that hozier

[crow-of-shadows]

Beautiful 👌

[butters-can-step-on-me]

reblog ur goals

[eileengarfield]

[nypost]

NYU students who back Trump afraid to show their faces. 

“They’re afraid of losing friends, being ridiculed in class, getting worse grades and are even afraid of being assaulted and physically hurt.”

[railroadsoftware]

good

[punkslostintherain]

no, not good. because if we hate them as much as Trump and his supporters hate certain groups, we are no better than they are.

[railroadsoftware]

yeah I am

[fandomshateblackpeople]

“if you hate these bigots you’re just as bigoted as they are”

[bogleech]

This “we’re no better than them” mentality makes the critical mistake that hate itself is the problem.

Hate is not the problem. At all. Hate can be constructive. Hate can be defensive and come from righteous outrage.

The problem is irrational hate towards innocent people.

Hating a racist is COMPLETELY fucking different from hating a race. A whole race didn’t do anything wrong. A racist did. Hating the racist is 100% proportionate, justifiable retaliation.

[the-punk-prophet]

Fucking. Mic. Drop.

[rainnecassidy]

The reason that hate groups like the Klan have been driven so near to extinction is because of this exact thing. It became unfashionable to be publicly racist, and the backlash against those kinds of groups became unbearable for them. It drove them out of the limelight and into the very fringes of society.

This postmodern “hating the hate makes you just as bad” bullshit is what’s allowing them to re-prosper.

Fuck that.

Expose them. Make them lose their friends. Ridicule them in classes. If you can get away with it, beat their asses. Show them what it means that we will not go back to that way of life again. It’s time for the racists to be the ones who live in fear.

[i-eat-men-like-air]

Hating bigotry does not a bigot make.

[kindbloodedarlanna]

Imma just leave this here

[exerian]

The paradox of tolerance is that you cannot ever tolerate intolerance of any name or nature or tolerance itself will be snuffed out.

Punch your local Nazi. Make them bleed.

[rosalarian]

People of color, Jewish people, queer and trans people, immigrants, and a whole bunch of people can never truly exercise the full extent of their freedom of speech so long as Nazis are exercising their freedom of speech. You literally cannot let everyone have unlimited freedom when a big group of people wants to use their freedom to, at best, keep other groups of people from being free, and at worst wants to keep other groups of people from being alive. It is 100% impossible to accommodate the viewpoints of every single person at the same time.

So you actually have to choose whose rights you want to preserve. There is nothing to be gained by defending facists’ right to free speech, as doing that inherently attacks the free speech of a bunch of other people. You have to choose, you can’t be wishy washy about this. Not making a choice just means choosing the status quo, and the status quo sucks. Actively fight facists.

[eileengarfield]

[josh-gute]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[viostormcaller]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER OHMYGOD

[eileengarfield]

[liefplus]

if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore

[wirstdate]

a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Do you know, when I was in high-school I went to the mall near my house with my girlfriend to do some Christmas shopping.

We were there, sixteen year old me and seventeen year old her, holding hands and window-shopping, minding our own business.

This Salvation Army shitheel gets aggro about it in the middle of the mall and I’m there totally flabbergasted cause like, it’s christmas

Only, 16!Tabi had even less composure than 26!Tabi, so I lost my fucking mind on her.

Thing is: when I’m really angry, I don’t rage, I go all cold and apparently that freaks people out, because I could see my gf backing up and the lady getting tense and then I realized that anger doesn’t solve problems.

So instead, I started wailing.

Picture this: 5’4, tiny, blonde haired high school girl with her little violin on her back and pearls in her ears just as PTA-approved as could be, full on sobbing in the hallway.

Just, sobbing like my dog’s been shot.

Now my gf’s like, “oh fuck” and the lady’s like “oh fuuuuck!” and I’m here, head thrown back, tears down my cheeks and in that shrill, distressed, /loud/ voice, “WHY WOULD YOU B-b-be so MEAN?! It’s CHRISTMAS!”

And the lady’s like “please stop Oh fuck” because now we have a crowd, and this Molly Weasley of a woman putters over, “what’s the matter, dear?”

And mall security’s coming and this bell ringer is looking very uncomfortable so I just look at this matronly ellen-watching suburban housewife lady, eyes wide and wet and my lip wobbling.

“I was, she s-said, s-s-she said I was going to HELL!”

And I burst right back into tears.

Maaaaaaaan, they didn’t even stick around to ask why she’d said it. Soon as I said it, Mall po-po bounced her like a fucking pogo stick.

We get outside and my girlfriend’s like “that is the most Slytherin thing I have ever seen anyone do.”

It was four years before I saw the Army back in that mall.

[goldstarprivilege]

that is beautiful

[100slytherin]

Holiday reminder: don’t let anyone get away with trying to make you feel bad about yourself.

[genquerdeer]

They are also violently transphobic, and Salvation Army ran homeless shelter refused to let in Jennifer Gale because she was trans, leading to her freezing to death on the sidewalk right outside it!

So yeah, they’re not just ‘homophobic’, they’re bigoted fucking murderers.

(Wikipedia article on her death conveniently (for SA) omits Salvation Army connection, linking only to expired articles from local newspapers)

SA claims that they didn’t turn her away, and accept all homeless people, except, it’s not like Jennifer Gale was only trans woman refused shelter by Salvation Army, making this denial appear to be worth less than bullshit:

https://thinkprogress.org/salvation-army-refuses-housing-shelter-to-transgender-woman-2660c79b4cd4#.bo53qrxf9

http://www.msnbc.com/way-too-early/transgender-woman-claims-she-was-refused-housing

[moldy-mac-n-cheese]

and to think i was gonna help my aunt with this…

[raivaryn]

Annual reminder not to trust what our SA donations actually support.

There are plenty of other charities who help out the needy this time of year. Support a local food bank or community housing center.

[pastelmemer]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’ve told ppl this but now I have sources

[obaewankenope]

Salvation Army are scum. Judgemental assholes.

[gay-jesus-probably]

And let’s all remember that one twitter thread from a homeless woman in a Salvation Army shelter SPECIFICALLY warning people that the SA is a piece of shit and nobody should donate to them

[red--leader]

fuck my mom was like “its fine its not like everyone who works there is homophobic”  

[squidinker]

this is awful. please spread around, it’s important.

[simonalkenmayer]

The Salvation Army has been disgusting for a long while

[melissatreglia]

I reblogging this now, as a reminder that this is unacceptable REGARDLESS of the time of year.

[princeanxious]

^^^^^^